The highly-anticipated Vanderpump Rules Season 11 trailer is here — and if you thought nothing could be more jaw-dropping than Scandoval, then think again.
When we last saw the Pump Rules cast, they were still reeling from Tom Sandoval‘s shocking months-long affair with Rachel “Raquel” Leviss, who did not return for Season 11. Since then, his now ex-girlfriend Ariana Madix has paved her own way, appearing as a finalist on Dancing with the Stars and, most recently, announcing her upcoming gig on Broadway’s Chicago.
“If I can survive what I thought was the worst-case scenario, then I can do anything,” she says at the start of the teaser. “If I don’t want to be around my ex, I literally don’t fucking have to. I’ll just keep existing like I normally do in my own house.”
If there’s one person who appears to be over the Scandoval talk, it’s Lala Kent, who says, “I have never experienced someone who gets cheated on and suddenly she becomes God.”
Fortunately for her, Madix’s troubles with Sandoval — who Tom Schwartz suggests might “still” be “in love” with Leviss — are hardly the only focus in this season. In fact, the drama between ex-spouses Katie Maloney and Schwartz seems to take center stage once again as they both are shown making out with the same girl.
“I’ve never been in a love triangle before,” Schwartz says, while Maloney cheekily adds, “May the best man win.”
Even that wasn’t the most shocking moment from the trailer. In a confession that could permanently damage Scheana Shay and Maloney’s already fractured friendship, Schwartz admits to previously making out with the former in Las Vegas while he was in a relationship with Maloney.
“I’ve cheated. I was a makeout slut,” he tells Kent. “I made out with Scheana in Vegas. Nobody knows that.”
In a separate scene, Maloney — who presumably learned the information — tells her ex-husband, “My feelings never mattered to you,” to which he replies, “It was one kiss.”
The teaser goes on to show plenty of screaming matches between Shay and Schwartz, Kent and Sandoval and Madix and Sandoval. But in a surprising twist of events, the show’s former villain Jax Taylor, who left ahead of Season 9, makes his grand return only to get ripped a new one by Lisa Vanderpump.
“You wrote me off!” he yells at the restaurateur, who sharply fires back, “You’re such a fucking hypocrite.”
As Vanderpump so appropriately says, “I see a shitstorm coming.”
Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premieres on Jan. 30 at 8 p.m. ET on Bravo.